Now, here is a topic I know a lot about. Not from a personal point of view, you understand, purely as an attendee at some of the North West’s premier fancy dress parties. Through my attendance at these events, I’ve become somewhat of a sexy ladies fancy dress connoisseur. I don’t want you to get the wrong idea, this is salacious in anyway - I am a happily married man after all. It’s just that girls (or ladies) seem to have a lot more fun with their fancy dress options. I’m not saying that I want to dress up as a naughty nurse, but it would be nice to have the option.
The same principle extends to clubbing. There is only so much a man can do i.e. jeans and a nice shirt. How do you make that into sexy clubwear? Undo the top button of your shirt? Whereas the girls (sorry again, or ladies), have all sorts of options that they can go for. At the moment this seems to primarily consist of a short skirt and a skimpy matching top, but it depends on what type of club you go to!
Now I’m not saying that I wear unsightly grey y-fronts, but when it comes to underwear, girls (again sorry, or ladies) even have a better name for it - lingerie. Just the sound of it is more appealing, sexy French, conjuring up images of corsets and bustiers. Just by saying sexy lingerie, women already have the advantage. What can I say - look love, I’ve got some nice new pants? It’s hardly the same is it?
This will probably be the first of many posts about the inequality between men and women. I’m sure you’ll be thrilled!